Drugs Under The Microscope
aesthetics
things to remember when you move out
•always have bottled water in your house/apartment
•pay your bills on time
•wash your dishes everyday
•don’t tell anyone you don’t trust you live alone
•call your mom and tell her you love her
•make sure you have extra toilet paper
•remember to close the curtains when changing
•lock all the windows and doors at night/before leaving the house
•double check that the stove is off
•don’t leave lights on too much
•use real plates instead of throwaways
•have flashlights in every room
•fruits and veggies are important
•night lights aren’t just for babies and kids
•electric and water bill are more important than cable
•don’t eat out too much
•do your laundry
•it’s okay to ask for help
•own at least two recipe books
•never lock yourself out
•but don’t hide a spare under a mat/plant
•don’t open the door without knowing who it is
•mop
•wash your bed spread a lot
•make sure you always have food in the fridge
•if you feel unsafe call someone
•candy/snacks are not meals
Im judging anyone that is an adult and seriously needed these reminders
Not to be rude but this can be aimed at teens so they know what to be prepared for or for adults who are about to move out. The important thing is learning it sooner rather than later.
Or it could just be a self care reminder for people who don’t properly care for themselves due to depression or extreme anxiety.
Or for adults whose caregivers never taught them life skills or how to properly take care of themselves
Corsican vendetta knife with floral detail
“may all your wounds be mortal”
This is beautiful.
Though, it’s not “all your wounds” (tutte le tue ferite) but rather “May my wound” (la mia ferita).
It’s feminine singular and I do kinda love the personalization of the writing.
But it’s also … it’s kind of grammatically incorrect but it’s also very colloquial and dialectal.
Che la mia ferita sia mortale is more than just a saying … it’s almost an invocation.
It’s also less ‘may’ and more ‘that’ so it should be more like …
That my wound be lethal
@patrexes i typed “@” to tag you and tumblr knew this post was for you even before i had typed a single letter of your url
[ID: proof of the above in the form of a screenshot]
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My favorite is people who send me unsolicited dick pics and then they’re like, “uh, hi? Are you ignoring me?”
It’s just so funny to me. Like one minute I’m designing bioreactors and getting published for heat dissipation in polymers and then I open this godforsaken app to dudes hanging brain who can’t even pronounce “saponification” calling me a slut because I won’t give attention to their limp excuses for existence.
3 billion years of evolution and the greatest form of communication you can conjure up in your fermented omelet of a conscience is submitting your wrinkly ball sac to a stranger on the Internet to substitute the attention your parents never gave their mistake of an offspring.
This is poetry.
This is my fucking resurrection
what on earth
please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this
watch it
PLEASE
tchaikovsky is proud
In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.
i have a friend who is colorblind.
i have another friend with synesthesia where she sees colors when she listens to music
my colorbind friend has always wanted to see color and because my friend with synesthesia and my colorblind friend have the same taste in music, she describes color to my colorblind friend by relating it back to music
like “the sky is duke ellington’s satin doll”
and it is the purest thing this is what pure friendship is
that’s so weirdly amazing
replacing curses in sentences with harmless words like heck and then sometimes even censoring heck to “h*ck” is a good meme but an even better one would be, like, censoring the wrong word in a sentence entirely. example:
go fuck yours*lf
example A
